Even Idiots Get The …

This scene proves that you don't have to be smart to get pussy. Here, Christina Sapphire, 41, is a legal secretary who's working from home. Her neighbor, Tony, drops by and asks for help with some papers that he's just been served. He has no idea what they mean. The idiot doesn't even know if he's divorced. Turns out he's in arrears on his child support payments, but when he hears the word "arrears," his brain goes all Beavis and Butt-head. "Why are you always talking about my ass?" Tony says. Christina smiles and says, "I think I want you in my ass today." And before he knows it, Tony is spreading Christina's pussy and getting his cock sucked and fucking her tight pussy and nice, big ass. As we said, you don't have to be smart to get pussy. Christina is a wife and mom from Illinois. As we discovered in her previous scenes, she's a kinky woman who once got fucked 15 times at a BBC party (we wonder if they checked cock-size at the door). She loves cock. She loves pussy, too. "My first experience with a woman was when I was 19 or 20, and while I didn't have many female partners in my 20s and 30s, I thoroughly enjoyed them when I did," she said. "Nowadays I am just as likely to want a female partner as a male partner…or both if I can get it! I love having several partners and energetic, multi-position sex. That's the best part about being a swinger. The variety." Christina also said, "I love showing off my sexual stuff," which is what she's doing here. Her perfect day: "I get dressed up and go out to have intense sex with one or several boyfriends. Then I'll come home to play with my husband, watch a movie or an episode of House of Cards with him while eating ice cream. If there's steak somewhere in there, even better." Maybe not steak but plenty of meat.